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Simple Sasquatch Hits The City
You might be wondering who is this Simple Sasquatch? And why would he leave the comfort of the icy, frozen woods to do reviews? The answer is actually quite simple (pun intended).

First – where did I come from? For the past 100 years I have watched the human race grow and develop from my home in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, I can’t tell you exactly where as I may want to go back into hiding and reclaim my privacy, but I will however, say I have spend a great deal of my time in and around Skamania County, Washington. I did come out of hiding for a brief period in 1987 when I was hit by a car while crossing the road in the Cascade mountains. That experience was so traumatic that it has taken until now to communicate with the human race again.

So why re-enter the crazy homo sapien civilization? Well, I have noticed over the last dozen years that people’s lives have been getting more and more complex, and people are struggling to make choices. And frankly, I feel bad for you all. That’s why I decided to leave my home in the Rocky Mountains, walk into the local library with an internet connection and build a website to help people make better choices. I’m hoping to help people lead a more simple Sasquatch-like life.
Simple Sasquatch is dedicate to providing simple answers to the questions that weigh you down. My biggest decision in a day is whether to have squirrel or fish for dinner, but the human race has become so industrious that there are too many choices out there – it can be paralyzing! I decided I wanted to help you with the burden of choice and do the research to help you make the best decisions for you!

My first task to helping getting my research out was to find a way to get the word out – I needed a website! I found many options for website building that I decided to start my reviews with website builders.

Over the next months I will be researching more and more services that you humans may be debating and get the answers you need. Check Out More Reviews HERE!

Humbly yours, Simple Sasquatch!

Let me tell you a little bit about what I do:

Trust

You can always trust on the straight facts from this Simple Sasquatch. Unlike some review sites, Simple Sasquatch is not swayed by commission fees. We only use a select few trusted sites to gather our information.

Transparency

I use third-party researchers, removing bias to different products or services. Each recommendation is based on questions you answer, informed by cold hard facts, tailored to your needs. In some occasions if you sign up for a service yours truly will get a commission, but be assured that since I use third-party, objective researchers, commissions don’t impact my reviews or what I recommend.

Research

My researchers search the web to find the most current and reliable information for our reviews. In almost all cases I use the recommended product myself (except things like a mortgage recommendation…turns out the banks won’t loan money for upgrades to a cave). And check back on occasion, as I plan on continuing to review tough-to-decide-on products and services.

Simple

I created a simple tool with all the most trusted and up date information. All you need to do is answer the questions in the quiz and the perfect service will be recommended for your needs.
Check It Out

Some of my Trusted Sources of Information

FAQs

You Have Questions? I Have Answers!

  • Why are you doing this?

    I have always wanted to be a useful Sasquatch. So, after 100 years, I finally worked up the courage to help humans out. I saw you were struggling with choices so I decided to start helping by doing a little research and making the choices a little easier.

  • Where Do You Get Your Information?

    I use third-party researchers to do the research, this way I won’t be bias to different products and services that I like. I just get the cold hard data from these researchers and compile it for you! The researchers only use the best available online information. However, at this point, since I am just a simple Sasquatch, I don’t have the resources to test and buy each product or service I am reviewing

  • How secure is my information?

    Anonymity and security is obviously very important to a Sasquatch like me. I do not collect any personal user information on this site. If you signup for a service or buy a product recommended by me  your information will be on the site you sign up for,  but not associated with Simple Sasquatch.

  • There are other review sites - why do we need another one?

    This is true, I have found similar sites to mine on the web. However, most of the sites just review services, they don't tell you which one suits your needs. Most of the sites also offer biased opinions (i.e. based on commissions), where as my reviews are done by unbiased researchers. My goal is to give you one right answer and honest, unbiased reviews. Simple

  • How do you pick what you review?

    The order of products I review are based on the order a Sasquatch coming from the wild would need them. I wanted to get the word out first so I picked website builders. Next I'll review domain registrars, the hosting companies, then email services, then credit cards, mortgages, etc. The way people move into adulthood.

  • You don’t have the answer to my question, what can I do?

    I am starting out small and reviewing one service at a time. If you don’t see what you’re looking for, please CONTACT ME and I will be happy to add it to the list of reviews coming out in the future.


  • How do you make money?

    In some occasions if you sign up or buy a product or service yours truly will get a commission. Be assured though that since I use third-party, unbiased researchers, commissions don’t impact my reviews and each choice is based on questions you answer, therefore the choice is tailored to you.

  • I signed up for something you recommended but I didn't like it, what can I do?

    As hard as I try, I can't be perfect, I simply recommend based on the information that is available and the answers you submit. Please leave your feedback to the service you selected to help them improve, or simply cancel.

  • I don't agree with your review

    I use third parties to review the products or services, so I can not be held responsible for the reviews they write. I only pick top notch reviewers so I hope their reviews aren't too far off.

  • Is Simple a Real Sasquatch?

    I am real like Santa or the Easter Bunny –  as long as you believe, I will be real. Don’t believe? You can do your own research and make your own choices then!

  • What do your articles look like?

    Here is am example of the helpful article we try to create to help all the humans get the answers that they want/need: Check it out!

What My Friends Say...

"I wish "Simple" hadn't moved to the city. I'll miss that guy... He would always share his food, what a generous guy"
Snacky Squirrel, Best Friend
"All my neighbours sucked, but Simple Sasquatch was OK, for some reason he could always make me laugh. What a funny guy!"
Grumpy Beaver, Neighbour
"We had so many fantastic adventures together, I loved being his wingman at the bonfire! He made talking to even the most elusive owl so simple"
Willy Wolf, Traveller
"The other cryptids will be so mad at Simple Sasquatch for exposing himself! I guess he is just too honest to keep a secret"
Anonymous Unicorn, Unknown
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