Who is Simple Sasquatch?
You might be wondering who is this Simple Sasquatch? And why would he leave the comfort of the icy, frozen woods to do reviews? The answer is actually quite simple (pun intended).
First – where did I come from? For the past 100 years I have watched the human race grow and develop from my home in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, I can’t tell you exactly where as I may want to go back into hiding and reclaim my privacy, but I will however, say I have spend a great deal of my time in and around Skamania County, Washington. I did come out of hiding for a brief period in 1987 when I was hit by a car while crossing the road in the Cascade mountains. That experience was so traumatic that it has taken until now to communicate with the human race again.
So why re-enter the crazy homo sapien civilization? Well, I have noticed over the last dozen years that people’s lives have been getting more and more complex, and people are struggling to make choices. And frankly, I feel bad for you all. That’s why I decided to leave my home in the Rocky Mountains, walk into the local library with an internet connection and build a website to help people make better choices. I’m hoping to help people lead a more simple Sasquatch-like life.
Simple Sasquatch is dedicate to providing simple answers to the questions that weigh you down. My biggest decision in a day is whether to have squirrel or fish for dinner, but the human race has become so industrious that there are too many choices out there – it can be paralyzing! I decided I wanted to help you with the burden of choice and do the research to help you make the best decisions for you!
My first task to helping getting my research out was to find a way to get the word out – I needed a website! I found many options for website building that I decided to start my reviews with website builders.
Over the next months I will be researching more and more services that you humans may be debating and get the answers you need. Check Out More Reviews HERE!
Humbly yours, Simple Sasquatch!
Let me tell you a little bit about what I do:
Trust
You can always trust on the straight facts from this Simple Sasquatch. Unlike some review sites, Simple Sasquatch is not swayed by commission fees. We only use a select few trusted sites
to gather our information.
Transparency
I use third-party researchers, removing bias to different products or services. Each recommendation is based on questions you answer, informed by cold hard facts, tailored to your needs. In some occasions if you sign up for a service yours truly will get a commission, but be assured that since I use third-party, objective researchers, commissions don’t impact my reviews or what I recommend.
Research
My researchers search the web to find the most current and reliable information for our reviews. In almost all cases I use the recommended product myself (except things like a mortgage recommendation…turns out the banks won’t loan money for upgrades to a cave). And check back on occasion, as I plan on continuing to review tough-to-decide-on products and services.
Simple
I created a simple tool with all the most trusted and up date information. All you need to do is answer the questions in the quiz and the perfect service will be recommended for your needs.
FAQs
You Have Questions? I Have Answers!
What My Friends Say...

"I wish "Simple" hadn't moved to the city. I'll miss that guy... He would always share his food, what a generous guy"
Snacky Squirrel, Best Friend

"All my neighbours sucked, but Simple Sasquatch was OK, for some reason he could always make me laugh. What a funny guy!"
Grumpy Beaver, Neighbour

"We had so many fantastic adventures together, I loved being his wingman at the bonfire! He made talking to even the most elusive owl so simple"
Willy Wolf, Traveller

"The other cryptids will be so mad at Simple Sasquatch for exposing himself! I guess he is just too honest to keep a secret"
Anonymous Unicorn, Unknown
